The Connection

Hey Keith!

That moose stew sure does sound tasty! I think I’d eat it while loading my semi-automatic assault rifle that I use for hunting the evil witches from Kenya that want to cast spells on the Alaskan pipelines. Or I could have Sarah’s “fired” chef cook it for me, and eat it while flying in Sarah’s old private jet that I have to use to get to that tiny island in the middle of nowhere because she said “thanks, but no thanks” to that bridge.

Overall Aunt Sarah’s Moose Stew is one of the most HONEST products I’ve heard of in awhile, just like Auntie Sarah herself.

And just like Auntie Sarah always says,”Have some Moose Stew and you’ll be able to see moose as far away as Russia through the scope of your semi-automatic assault rifle!”

Oh Aunt Sarah!

- Josh from Minnesota.

P.S: You’re my role model! I mean Keith, not Auntie Sarah!

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